Grab a cup of coffee (or spiked eggnog) and settle in.
I write stories and poetry that explore the merry, the
macabre, and the mildly inappropriate.
Dark holiday poems for those who prefer clever,
twisted cheer,
Meet Carol
Let’s Pretend We're
Having Coffee…
I’m Carol Jacobson, and I love the holidays — mostly because they’re wonderfully ridiculous. I write about the moments when the eggnog curdles, the Christmas tree catches fire, and family secrets spill out faster than the turkey’s gravy.
Dark humor, holiday horror, and unfiltered poetry that pokes fun at all that Hallmark sweetness you secretly side-eye. Pull up a chair, pour yourself a cup of coffee, and let’s chat about the beautifully twisted side of the season. Welcome to my world.
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Carol Jacobson
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Where You Can Find
Me (In the Wild)
What Readers Are Saying
I didn’t know I needed a poetry collection about burning turkeys, emotional meltdowns under twinkling lights, and the general madness of the holidays — but Clearly I Have Issues gave me exactly that. Carol somehow captures the deep, messy humanity of the season with sharp wit, raw honesty, and just enough sarcasm to keep it real.
I didn’t know I needed a poetry collection about burning turkeys, emotional meltdowns under twinkling lights, and the general madness of the holidays — but Clearly I Have Issues gave me exactly that. Carol somehow captures the deep, messy humanity of the season with sharp wit, raw honesty, and just enough sarcasm to keep it real.
I didn’t know I needed a poetry collection about burning turkeys, emotional meltdowns under twinkling lights, and the general madness of the holidays — but Clearly I Have Issues gave me exactly that. Carol somehow captures the deep, messy humanity of the season with sharp wit, raw honesty, and just enough sarcasm to keep it real.
Jen Carvearecovering holiday enthusiast
Jen Carverrecovering holiday enthusiast
Jen Carverecovering holiday enthusiast
Want to Reach Out?
Got questions, event invites, or holiday drama to share? I’d
love to hear from you.